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"Back to work, minions."
"Approved. Moving on."
Function: Emperor of Earth* and all her Satellites both Natural and Artificial
Pirate name: El Capitan
Ceremonial Title: A candle in the wind, a corndog in the sky
Other names: Emperor Andy, The Potentate, The Founder, The Enlightened One, The Decider, The Buck Stopper, The Great Humongous, The Dread King, Supreme Commander, The Chosen One, The Foretold One, Imperator, His Excellency
+ prepare for the Cleansing
+ entrusted with and ultimately responsible for the livelihood and welfare of the human race within our solar system
+ charged with defense of Earth realm
Vital Stats (1=lowest, 10=highest):
+ Only Andronicus can wield the Raptolier, the mystic sword of power that grants His Excellency command of and/or the ability to subdue velociraptors and related dinosaurs.
+ Minor psionic abilities including predictive dreaming
+ Dodge gunfire using bullet time special effects
+ Assigning blame to others
Bio: How does one begin to describe the Emperor? He is at once both confounding and inspiring. All Earth is under his sway, and yet he is often more concerned with trivial matters such as "why do black pants have white pockets?" Andronicus draws the loyal to him like raptors to the kill. No ruler has ever before been able to motivate and organize a world wide effort to bring order and expand the influence of Earth beyond its orbital zone...until now!
When not running the Empire, Andy visits his raptor ranch in NC.
Personal History: coming soon
Known Weaknesses: Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart
* except France
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